Is your penis really that small?

I'm not a car buff or anything, but there are certain things that I think are crimes against nature.
Things that should never be done to cars

• Putting a rack on a gorgeous sports car, like a Porsche 911
• Any sort of adhesive or magnetic lettering or images on the doors or hood
• Ground effects
• Spoilers that are half the size of the car itself
• Rims that cost more than the car itself