- 1, Matt from Decatur writes:
- Can you claim the absence of a soul on your insurance, or would they tell you to just buy some brunette Nice'n Easy?
- In the absence of a state-approve soul checker, they simply close their eyes and try to get me out of their office as soon as possible.
Does the carpet match the rug or are we looking at hardwood floors?
Two words: Cave pubes.
No really, the carpet doesn't match the drapes, though they're in complementary tones. No hardwood...reminds me of a little girl (ugh), plus I like my nether regions to have protection against the cold.
3. Will you ever be seen on the river again?
Well definitely I will hang out and be RP, but I will probably get back out in a kayak next summer. I just have to lose some weight, get back into my kayaking clothes, and find a boat that fits. But I will be spending a LOT of time on the Cartecay and Nanty before I be hitting the O.
4. Will you ever have sex again?
At this point, it's looking doubtful. I think I need to adopt 5 more cats and embrace being a crazy cat lady. Tools usually do a better job anyway. That way I can just be a crazy aunt to Matty, Davis and Miles...call me Auntie Mame.
5. What are you most looking forward to right now?
My ski/snowboard trip in January. I got all my gear so I am psyched. I am going to be bruised and tired from falling on my ass all day, but it's a good group, and I know it'll be a blast. Oh yeah, and I get to sleep with a gay man. Yay.
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